Me:  AOUCH it bit me.. *rubbing my head*
Bf:  What? your hair?
Me:  .... Yeah, my hair bit me...
Bf:  oh..
Me:  at least, you are cute,

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!

loveekathryn:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

addictedtoprogress:

I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose

esexist:

guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me

magicalmischief:

When a teacher sends you to take something to another room

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

fake-mermaid:

u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people  on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us